Does anyone know what happened to that missing cat in in Springfield, Ohio?
Yes, we do, just don't expect to hear it from psycho Donnie Dump, couch-humping JD Vance or the lying liars on Fox Angertainment
We know that Donnie is psychotic, but the story of JD Vance's brief affair with a piece of furniture may be just that, a story. Using his own words though, we'll use it if helps draw national attention to this little story.
Anna Kilgore is a full-on Trumpster living in a lonely house in Springfield, Ohio. She is what we can only conjecture is what JD Vance calls a childless cat lady. She may, in fact be a childless cat transgender, but that's a whole other can of worms.
A Trumpster, as you can see by the picture above, Ms. Kilgore is subject to all manor of speculation, wild accusation and run-of-the-mill conspiracies. It was only natural for her to suspect her Haitian neighbors for causing her beloved cat, Miss Sassy to disappear.
Miss Sassy was ultimately found in Kilgore's basement, but no apology was forthcoming until her accusation turned took on a life of its own. In today's world of Republican politics, a grain of truth is dwarfed by the mountain of lies it sprouts.
It's not an uncommon story, our neighbor recently called Broomhilda frantically searching for Clementine, a doodle-doodle of some variety or other. After searching our yard for the little dickens and preparing to broaden our search to the rest of the neighborhood, said neighbor called and said that Clementine had magically reappeared from a closet into which she was accidently enclosed.
The closet had no internal lock, but without thumbs, there was nothing little Clementine could do to free herself.
Which brings us to JD (no periods) Vance, whose conflicted sexuality and inability to pick a name for himself led to the seed of a lie that would grow into a California-sized Redwood. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Good thing Donnie's got a plan to turn on some gigantic faucet from Canada to water the trees in California.
Before we go any farther, we should all be aware that Vance's team investigated the missing cat BEFORE he began spreading that mendacious propaganda and you might be wondering why he did it with the full knowledge that it was a bald-faced lie.
The answer my naïve, optimistic, myopic friends is that he did it because that's what lying liars do. They lie. And they lie and they lie and they lie.
It makes no difference if you believe him or not, or if anyone believes him, for that matter. It only makes a difference that nobody knows what to believe. If nothing's true, then everything's a lie and the best liars must be in charge.
Besides being a queer and a misfit, Vance is a liar and he can sue me if he wants to, but he needs to get in line behind Trump, McConnell, Johnson, Kennedy, Hannity, Greene and Fucker Carlson. I feel pretty secure with that bunch after me, but elections have consequences and we'll have to see how this one goes.
Win or lose, you can bet that Republicans will be attempting to stop the certification of a Harris win on all levels, starting in Georgia, North Carolina and Nebraska.
Donnie and his lying chimpanzee, JD will be heading to Ohio and Colorado next week, going to raise the bill of fare for LEGAL Haitians from cats to dogs, geese and household pets, in general. Hang onto your hamsters.
When CNN’s Dana Bash asked JD about spreading his lie, Vance said, If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that’s what I’m going to do.
Kind of an end run around the truth, but, whatever.
It's getting a little more difficult each day to feel empathy for these guys. Whether it's the couch-fucker from Ohio or the orange bird in a gilded cage pretending to get his ear shot off, I feel like we should just let them reap the rewards for all that they sow.
in the mean time, let’s offer them our thoughts and prayers.