A birthday message and a challenge for a vile, felonious, Fascist killer

Almost wish you were my dad

There is no question, sir, that you are as much responsible for the shooting in Minneapolis today as if you pulled the trigger yourself. You loaded the gun, you pointed the gun and for all practical purposes, YOU killed Melissa Hortman and her husband, Mark.

I know it doesn't rise to the level of a dictator's military parade, but hopefully, the murder of Democrats is a meaningful birthday present for you.

If it wasn't your incitement of a violent attack on our nation's Capitol on January 6, 2021 or your incessant, violent, Nazi rhetoric, then it was inarguably your pardon of 1,500 violent criminals intent on obliterating democracy that set the tone for an unrecognizable America, devoid of constitutional freedoms or the slightest fealty to America or the oath of office.

I know that many people are hoping that you get run over by an Abrams M-1 tank, but that would forever be a stain on our military and that tank commander's career. You should enjoy your parade, now matter how twisted your intent. No doubt Kim Jong-un will be envious.

My challenge to you is for a debate. It can be any place, on any network (LOL) and even your butphuque buddy Hannity can moderate. He can ask any questions you want, with the only stipulation being that my two submitted questions will be asked first.

Now, sir, America knows that you're a coward, the only people you've ever fired were on the The Apprentice, but never in real life and never face to face.

Perhaps, having a secretary in your cabinet from the world of wrestling, you'd like to do something in the ring. That works for me, but you'd have to make sure the Secret Service has a 10-minute stand down. I don't want to get shot for bitch slapping the President of the United States.

In any case, sir I'm here, whatever you choose.

Your threats and oppression of America’s right to protest is beyond reprehensible. If you were a neighbor from down the street, albeit a neighbor whose persona non grata status was well known, I would tell you straight up that you are a fucking fuck.

If the God of that phony, fake Christian and closet drag queen Mikey Johnson exists, you should reap exactly what you sow.

In some ways, sir, you remind me of my dad. He too, was an asshole and he never made it to his 80th birthday.

For the record, the euphemistic 86 does not imply any sort of behest for violence of any kind. It merely refers to something that needs to be discarded, jettisoned or rejected.

8647? Abso-fucking-lutely! Happy birthday, asshole.